Non-conforming with society (so she says!)

I’m a rebel. I’m a non-conformist.

No, not like the Goth kids on South Park. But in my own way I’m fighting the system and making a personal statement. I dance to my own drummer.

At least that’s what my wife says.

You see, I wear my socks inside-out. Always have as long as I can remember. Tube socks, work socks, formal wear socks – all worn inside-out. It’s my statement to defy the establishment. I dare anyone to show me the law that it breaks.

I like my socks inside-out.
The outside is to me softer than the inside.
That seam across the toes rubs my tender tootsies and makes them sore.
They fit more snug in the shoe and I hate loose fitting shoes.

My wife says it’s yet another example of how I refuse to conform to the norms of society.

Good! Maybe society has something it can learn from me? For a price of course – I’m not a non-profit entity despite what Uncle Sam tries to make me into.

So go ahead. Laugh if you want. I’m keeping my socks inside out.

Power to the people!